Now
that the NFL will cease to dominate our sporting lives for the time being (the
NFL Draft is less than three months away! Coaches getting fired! The Combine! Peyton Manning to *insert team here*! Tim Tebow fighting for a starting spot again!)
the American sporting world can finally focus on the NBA and its annual
showcase event, All-Star Weekend.
The
All-Star starters were announced two weeks ago, and this week the coaches
vote on the All-Star reserves. We all know voters are dimwitted and lean toward
idiocracy; so being the public servant that I am, I will present my picks not
only for the All-Star rosters, but also my picks for who should participate in
the Three Point Shootout and the Dunk Contest. Yes, J. Camps has done his
research and figured out a totally objective formula that will reveal who
deserves to be invited to participate in the 2012 All-Star Weekend. Are you as
excited as I am? Let’s get it on!
A couple of rules before we begin:
