Do you live in the New York Metropolitan area? Turn on your radio (do radios still
exist?). Now turn the FM dial to 105.1 or 97.1. Soak in the ignorance. Bask in
the ratchetness. Let it marinate in your mind.
“Ratchetness” is an epidemic people, and it doesn’t look
like slowing down anytime soon. Don’t fret people of Earth, there is a way to
reconcile the rampant ratchetness infecting our culture with ideas that make actual sense and can be identified as reasonable.
Let’s take a look-see at some ratchet tunes and discover the
real meaning behind them.
